sydneygirl:trespeak:(via godzillas)
I owned all three (x
yup. and the ds my boyfriend got me for my birthday plays all the games still. haha screw the ds games i always go back to kirby <3
i had the grey and the purple one. and the purple one still works. it just needs batteries :)
see you soon jenbear
December 10th here i come :)
yesssss (via jessicaaalynn)
ahahahaha
(904): i’m gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
hahahaa
Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box.
1. what is your name?:
Jessica; a wonderful name that means “gracious gift from God” (all the others were people writing how great of a person a “jessica” is hahaha.
2. Nickname?:
Jess; A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means “wealthy”, and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean “awesome”.
3. Relationship status?:
Taken; not available to you or any other of your skanky friends!
4. you describe your best friend as?:
intense; The state of being under the most extreme conditions
5. What should you be doing?:
studying; An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
6.Favorite Food?:
lasagna; (WHUT?!) When a guy diarrheas all over a girls face and then spreads it around with his dick blinding her.
He then surprises her with different moves for more sexual tension.7. Home State?:
Maryland; The state with the biggest identity crisis in America.
8. Finish the line: “the best thing[s] in life is/are __?”
pussycats; The act of being furiously angry, pissed off, annoyed, etc.
9. One word to describe yourself?:
sleepy; another word for being high on weed
10. Your best friend:
Bridget; A bitch, but a loveable and funny one. She can always brighten up your day with those funny remarks and insults.
Kelly; hottest girl on the planet. one who gives pleasure in the all right places. will rock your c—- all night long (aahahaha)
Bridget; A bitch, but a loveable and funny one. She can always brighten up your day with those funny remarks and insults.
true much lol
Feeling better about my cervical biopsy on Friday. I will still be on probably too much valium, and will cry, but I feel better after reading up on it. Now, I feel better about the procedure. My concern now is, what are they going to find? There are only two options, neither good. They will either find cancer or something that will turn into cancer. So, feeling better about the procedure has not really settled my nerves. at all. It also doesnt help that I cant have sex for a week. what the fuck.
hey brit… i just wanted to say that its nothing scary with either result. my sister my mother and i all had precancerous cells and they just do a simple procedure and cut it out/off or something like that but less intense sounding. but youll be fine and good luck sweetheart. nothing bad will happen
Postal Service - Sleepin’ In.
“And we can swim any day in November…”
Don’t bother me, I plan on listening to Postal Service.
(via gotwisdom)
